• Me: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
  • Teacher: Of course not
  • Me: Good, because i didn't do my homework

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

I have two moods 

One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep

the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions

there is no inbetween

(Source: lydiamartuin)